i went to this ‘house party’ last weekend but it was pretty disappointing.. there was only one house there
|me this morning:||yes im cute as fuck servin up looks stylin on u hoes im fresh as hell|
|me rn:||im a piece of trash|
so there was a bug in my room so i got my mom to kill it because i hate bugs and then she was like
"you have to learn to kill bugs for your girlfriend"
and i was like
"ill get my boyfriend to do it"
and thats how i came out to my mom