Shoutout to tombstone pizza for subtle product placement
That’s probably the best real-life brand name you can put in an Addams Family movie.
im annoyed that i dont make time for study, im annoyed that my grades are slipping and im annoyed that there is nobody else to blame but myself
- *goes to bath and body works and asks to exchange my peach bellini candles for winter candy apple and ice gingerbread*
- *asks to speak to the manager*
- *reams jenns ass*
mom: what are you thankful for my most favourite child in the entire universe?
me: im thankful for this stuffing that im about to receive, and im not talking about the food
me: *bends over and shoves a giant dick in my ass* gobble gobble!
you’re such a b**** (bagel)
why is ewan mcgregor saying that in front of a waterfall